For Everyone Who Wishes They Weren't Interested in Arterio-Venous Malformations and Brain Surgery!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Ugh. Finals.
I am currently on hiatus from following doctor's orders, overloaded on caffeine and nicotine, cramming for finals. If I stay away from the blood pressure cuff, will that mean that my pressure isn't skyrocketing?
No one wants to have a reason to even know what an arterio-venous malformation is, much less be in a position of needing to google it, but here we both are, so welcome!
I have an arterio-venous malformation in the left frontal lobe of my brain. If you dislike my sense of humor or find my outlook offensive, blame the AVM! I pretty much blame it for everything, anyway.
I spent $94,000 on my head in 2 weeks but still don't have perfect skin or an unlined forehead.
I am told by almost everyone I meet that I might get hit by a bus tomorrow.
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